Hall of shame
Worst Slop
The absolute bottom of the heap, ranked worst first. Everything here scored low enough that we'd rather you didn't ask.
0.4
/10
Movie · Pirate Radio ·
Pirate Radio (Or Whatever It's Called): A Cinematic Enema of Boomer Nostalgia Masturbation
Boomer nostalgia masturbation disguised as a movie, inducing existential crisis.
Jack Black Rock and Roll Classic Music
0.5
/10
Music · Amen Break ·
Amen Break: Cringe?
The Amen Break is a creatively bankrupt, soul-crushing drum loop.
Repetitive Nostalgia Electronic Music
1.8
/10
Movie · Iron Man 2 ·
Iron Man 2 was not good
Iron Man 2 is a bloated, soulless, corporate disaster.
Marvel Sequel Capeshit
2.7
/10
Product · AI Chatbot ·
AI Chatbot Frustration
AI chatbots are gaslighting us with infuriating, condescending apologies.
Frustration Dystopia AI
4.1
/10
Movie · Joker ·
Joker: Not Good
Overhyped, shallow, and exhausting, Joker is a cinematic abomination.
Marvel Capeshit
4.3
/10
Product · IGN Review of Shovel Knight 2 ·
IGN comments complaining
IGN's desperate damage control sparks intense rage.
Frustration Dystopia AI
4.7
/10
Product · Samsung TV Speakers ·
Samsung TV Buzzing Bass Annoyance
Samsung TV's atrocious bass handling ruins everything.
TV Speaker Sound
5.7
/10
TV Show · True Detective ·
True Detective Boring
Pretentious, exhausting, and utterly boring, a chore to watch.
True Crime TV Mystery
9.2
/10
Game · Mira the Hollower / Shovel Knight ·
Mira the Hollower / Shovel Knight
A hand-drawn metroidvania that trusts you to get lost — and rewards you for it every single time.
Metroidvania Indie 2D