Reviews
Everything we've pulled out of the heap, scored on a strict 10-point scale. Filter by type or genre, search by name, or sort by what's least embarrassing.
16 reviews
Hololive / Geek Jack / The Holocast Stream
An analysis of how the multi-million-dollar VTuber industry commercializes human isolation by transforming profound loneliness into a highly profitable, corporate-engineered simulation of intimacy.
40,000 hours
Why the background noise is now the foreground, the internet became a closed loop, and a man is still listening to the same scream after 40,000 hours.
Bored Games
The New Board Game Renaissance is Just a Layer of Hell for People Who Want to Drink and Die
Weird Meetup hell
Things that are open to the public invite mental illness and stupidity
The 'Vibe Coding' Delusion, Pickaxes vs Self-Driving Tractors, and Endless Torrents of Technical Slop
Societal collapse is imminent. Or at least it should be
IGN comments meta-complaining
IGN's desperate damage control sparks intense rage.
Amen Break: Cringe?
The Amen Break is a creatively bankrupt, soul-crushing drum loop.
AI Chatbot Frustration
AI chatbots are gaslighting us with infuriating, condescending apologies.
Bucket of goat heads inside store that smells bad
Loud and smelly Library
The library can be really loud and annoying and not for the reasons you might expect.
Iron Man 2 was not good
Iron Man 2 is a bloated, soulless, corporate disaster.
Joker: Not Good
Overhyped, shallow, and exhausting, Joker is a cinematic abomination.
Mira the Hollower / Shovel Knight
A hand-drawn metroidvania that trusts you to get lost — and rewards you for it every single time.
Pirate Radio (Or Whatever It's Called): A Cinematic Enema of Boomer Nostalgia Masturbation
Boomer nostalgia masturbation disguised as a movie, inducing existential crisis.
Samsung TV Buzzing Bass Annoyance
Samsung TV's atrocious bass handling ruins everything.
True Detective Boring
Pretentious, exhausting, and utterly boring, a chore to watch.