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Featured Verdant Hollow

Verdant Hollow is the best thing to crawl out of the heap this year

A hand-drawn metroidvania that trusts you to get lost — and rewards you for it every single time.

9.2 /10
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A competent shooter buried under three currencies, two battle passes, and a popup that won't stop following you home.

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Neon Precinct ·

Neon Precinct lets you solve one murder a hundred different ways

A small, dense immersive sim where every locked door has three answers and at least one of them is a terrible idea you'll try anyway.

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Dustlands: Endless Convoy ·

Dustlands: Endless Convoy is 60 great hours wearing a 200-hour coat

A gorgeous survival-caravan sim with a brilliant first act and a map that keeps refilling itself long after you've stopped caring.

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8 /10
Tactics of the Tin Crown ·

Tactics of the Tin Crown respects your time and your brain

A turn-based tactics game that ditched the grind and kept the genius. Every fight is a hand-built puzzle.

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Loot Goblin Legends ·

Loot Goblin Legends knows exactly how to waste your evening

A slick gacha ARPG with combat good enough to make the slot machine bolted to its side feel almost forgivable. Almost.

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Quack Ops: Duck Warfare ·

Quack Ops: Duck Warfare is the purest slop we've reviewed all year

A $40 military shooter starring ducks, assembled entirely from store-bought parts that were never introduced to each other.

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