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Verdant Hollow is the best thing to crawl out of the heap this year
A hand-drawn metroidvania that trusts you to get lost — and rewards you for it every single time.
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A small, dense immersive sim where every locked door has three answers and at least one of them is a terrible idea you'll try anyway.
Dustlands: Endless Convoy is 60 great hours wearing a 200-hour coat
A gorgeous survival-caravan sim with a brilliant first act and a map that keeps refilling itself long after you've stopped caring.
Tactics of the Tin Crown respects your time and your brain
A turn-based tactics game that ditched the grind and kept the genius. Every fight is a hand-built puzzle.
Loot Goblin Legends knows exactly how to waste your evening
A slick gacha ARPG with combat good enough to make the slot machine bolted to its side feel almost forgivable. Almost.
Quack Ops: Duck Warfare is the purest slop we've reviewed all year
A $40 military shooter starring ducks, assembled entirely from store-bought parts that were never introduced to each other.